kan

An incredibly wet, smelly, black fat shit. Often produced in a steady stream after consumption of 7 pints of guinness the night before.

Good lord, vicar - you've got a case of the kan today!

by Anonymous May 06, 2003

agassult

aggravated assult

"we're going to charge him with agassult"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

tuli

Tuli is one of the most special people ever. She scares me...

Oh tuli.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

kick in the nuts

Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/

Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

bj

A good friend of mine

Tomorrow nite theres a party at Bj's and your all invited! =D

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

BJ

Abbreviation for Back Job, synonymous with back massage.

"I want a BJ!"
"No, me first!"
"No fighting...I give enough BJ's to go around!"

by anonymous February 10, 2005

bj

Big John

Hey bj sup?

by Anonymous March 25, 2003