Cleveland

Even though cleveland is refered the "Mistake on the Lake" its a great city. Even though most of cleveland is full of notorius thugs, cleveland is a ghetto ass place. The home of the greatest rap group ever, BONE THUGS N HARMONY, no rappers can even come close to those true thugs.
Cleveland is the city
by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2008
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Jiz

Spurm;Cumshot

Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis
I jizzed in her eye after I analed her
by Urban Dictionary March 09, 2005
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nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.
1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)
by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005
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rogered

To get fucked by the greedy corporation selling the iphone in Canada.

Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.
Fred: Look, Wendy that person bought the iphone.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.
by Urban Dictionary July 03, 2008
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ass

something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.
-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad
by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005
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Anal Alien

A piece of shit that looks excrutiatingly unique
That piece of green shit began to move so i quickly flushed that anal alien
by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2004
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coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!
Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!
by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2008
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