sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 07, 2005

chicken

something men like to choke

Bob choked his chicken and cum shot all over

by me June 13, 2004

Cornwall

A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.

Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!

by Me February 10, 2005

candy flipper

One who rolls on ecstasy and then drops acid right after.

She is a candy flipper.

by Me May 04, 2004

funkdfied

whacked out. wierd

my hair is all funkdfied when i wake up in the morning.

by me March 19, 2003

The United States of America

The place all of you WISH you lived.
;-)

You're just jealous!!

by mE March 17, 2005

oral exam

Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.

Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.

by me June 24, 2004