lexmark 720

A scam in the guise of an expensive printer. The printer sits on the table, but it just wont work. Only a punch in the chops can get it going.

Are you printing, or are you lexmarking?

by Anonymous August 06, 2003

dils

dad I'd like to suck

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Sharda

Stupid ass bitch that is scary as hell
and think she is cute

by Anonymous May 05, 2003

Yakobusan

kleines posierliches Tierchen, über das wir nur wenig wissen. Es ist sehr schreckhaft und neigt dazu mit komischen Wörtern wie z.B. wtf, omg oder einem einfachen faggot um sich zu werfen. In der nähe dieser Tiere bitte leise sprechen, sie sind extrem scheu.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Heckman

A ziploc bag full of male pubic hairs.

"Smack dat ass!!!"

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

cobalt

The coolest ex-otter in the world who recently developed lutraphobia (fear of otters)

Cobalt is.... something.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003