anonymous 's definitions

liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Trihan

1) The guy who always volunteers to do things when no one else will.
2) The guy who gives up sleep for weeks to do 1).
3) The guy who never finishes things started in 1).

1) <Trihan> I'll do that!
2) <Trihan> I'm already doing a million other things, but I'll do that!
3) <Trihan>...Sorry, I forgot.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

fuck a duck

phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat

fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Ducati

The sexiest Graalian

Ducati if the sexiest Graalian

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

poon doo

when you wipe a baby girls ass the wrong way and you get shit in her pussy

friggin'alan doesn't know how to wipe a baby girl's ass, kristen has an infection from poon doo

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Harjeet

A company insider assigned to defraud investors. Common techniques include Ponzi or pyramid schemes, pump and dump schemes, Internet fraud, and affinity fraud.

Common Harjeets are confidence men whose signature phrase is "Harjeet knows!"

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

sphinkter

Mark James

by Anonymous September 18, 2003