anonymous 's definitions

Avon Old Farms

an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"

AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"

by anonymous April 12, 2005

Chalone

a penis that is wider than it is long

Tim: man that guys got a tuna can for a dick
Jimmy: oh, you mean a chalone?
Tim: yeah

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bull dyke

large, masculine lesbian.

Look over there. Those bull dykes just kicked the shit out of that little Dutch boy. He must have tried to stick his finger where it don't belong.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

UCB

University of California at Berkeley

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

jack off

To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.

Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Wide Neck

Someone who is retarded. Also see thick tongue

The "wide neck" rode the short yellow bus to school

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

trainwreck

A kick-ass alt.country band from Dallas, TX

by Anonymous June 6, 2003