anonymous 's definitions

asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

by Anonymous October 11, 2002

Hoss

H.O.S.S. Helicopter Onboard Surveillance System

H.O.S.S. Homing Optical System Study

"Fire up the H.O.S.S."

by Anonymous October 11, 2002

cornholio

One who requires TP for his bunghole

When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

schlitts

Excessive and often burningly painful diaherria.

When Kenny had the schlitts fire literally came out of his ass!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

LaserJet Printer

A heroin dealer, see balloon

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

kear

Friction burn on the penis resulting from kear or excessive masturbation without lubrication.

I dry masturbated last night, and now my penis is covered in painful kear marks.

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

big pimpin

tight

Kevin is big pimpin because he is a wizard.

by Anonymous October 12, 2002