God's definitions

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

Your mom

The person I frequently have sex with

I have sex with your mom...

by God June 10, 2006

Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

by God May 27, 2003

dodge durango

a car driven by only the pimpest of people

Yo dang, check out that phat Durango. BITCH.

-Hey bitch, give me your wallet, I drive a Durango.
-Here take it, take it, you damn sexy beast.

by God May 27, 2003

choch

The flap of skin between ones genitalia and asshole.

"I rode my bike all day and my choch got chafed"
"Fag Ben licked Scott's Choch"

by God May 30, 2003

skoch

1. A fraction of a generally short period of time. 2. Something that does not last long.

"I gotta run to the store I'll be back in a skoch"

by God May 30, 2003

giant half chicken half squirrel

yes the terrorist attempt was undertaken by a "GIANT HALF CHICKEN HALF SQUIRREL"

by god June 2, 2003