God's definitions

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 3, 2005

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she in unconcious, then you have sex with her.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak to get laid for the first time.

by God March 2, 2005

vidur

God
Godlike
Like God

Vidur is God!
Vidur is Godlike!
Vidur is like God!

by God February 9, 2005

Gene Simmons

See Self Indulging Sellout.

Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.

by God December 12, 2004

Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002