Anonymous 's definitions

dork

(n)a whale penis

The blue whale has the biggest dork on earth

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

NCAC

National Coalition Against Censorship. The NCAC aims to educate and mobilize the community against acts of censorship.

www.ncac.org

I strongly support the NCAC.

by anonymous May 3, 2005

peanut butter jelly time

Lubricated, raunchy gay sex

Timmy and Joe had some peanut butter jelly time after school

by Anonymous September 13, 2004

Brolly[is]

a person who thinks he is god at C++ and will exile you the first chance he gets.

"I will exile you"

by AnOnYmOuS July 22, 2003

beating the banana

A slang term for the act of masturbation.

I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

loosus

A freak of nature that a distant, unknown universe rejected in order to purify said universe but pollute those adjacent to it; sometimes, referred to as a Trojan horse

When Jason started trying to lose weight (knowing damn-well knew he couldn't), I knew he had become a modern loosus!

by Anonymous January 16, 2005

Comus

1)A Roman god of parties.

2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.

3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.

If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.

The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.

Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?

by Anonymous January 3, 2005