Anonymous 's definitions

DMC

Devil May Cry from CAPCOM

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

crackilate

to define what's going on

What's crackilatin'

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Hornsmaniac

A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Ice Princess

A woman who is very beautiful, but very cold.

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has been called one in the media, as well as played "ice princess" roles in her films, i.e. Great Expectations.

by Anonymous March 27, 2004

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

granola

A person who dresses like a hippy, eats natural foods (granola), and is usually a Liberal, but in all other ways is a typical middle class white person, and is likely to revert back to being straight when they finish college.

Did you see that granola chick at the farmer's market buying bean sprouts?
Yeah, her new Volvo was parked next to me.

by anonymous July 11, 2004