Anonymous 's definitions

Muppet

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

sabretooth

A slow driver

Geez, that guy is a bit of a sabretooth, overtake him Jeeves.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

fern gully

This occurs when a female or homosexual male puts a pipe cleaner in another male's urethra and moves it back and forth.

Some hardcore pornos feature fern gullys and hot karls.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

historians

historians for the purposes of the definition, shall be defined as sam, hereafter they shall also be known as sam.
the main reasons for this are as follows:
1. sams are geeks
2. sams deny the fact that they r no longer virgins, although it has only occured once it still happened.
3. they are loners
4. they read books too often and have to boast about the amount of work they have done, its uni! you dont do work!!!
5. they have no life
hence for these reasons, no bitch assd loner called sam can call me a ho!

eg.
historians can be so boring
y r all historians virgins?
y wont that historian shag me...
answer: once they've lost it once its impossible to shag them again, theyve had their quota

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Vtec

VTEC=Variable timing and lift electronic control.

By changing the variable timing and lift these engines can perform better than it's normal non-VTEC cousins. More horsepower, torque, revolutions per minute and so on.

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

pacnet

a place where admins own it up and shit kunts cheat.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

cute

A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels*

by Anonymous September 7, 2003