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Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.
Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.
by god November 27, 2012
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email me

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.
by GOD February 8, 2005
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munter

Defined as an idiot/stupid person. Also consistets of having illiterate computer skills
Ex0dus/Monkey/Paradip - a fag
Also a person by the name: malc/Grant/K.Ing/bano/:bano69/ ...this one is known as an "Uber Munter"
by God November 9, 2006
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Slipknot

Slipknot rocks. Joey is one of the best drummers that i have ever created. All you people that don't listen to them, I don't really care, but you really need to get a life and do something other than bash them you sick fucks. Go do something that will actually matter. Like killing yourself.

Love,
God :-D
by God December 18, 2004
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flapnut

1) Nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) A lost homeless person in San Francisco
3) (Most common usage) An exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence
Being the little ass he is, Jonny yelled a "flapnut" during his gramdmother's funeral and shit his pants in the excitement.
by God March 19, 2003
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Self Indulging Sellout

By selling pointless merchandise to impressionable Americans, douchebag Gene Simmons has become a self indulging sellout.
by God December 12, 2004
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squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.
The invasion of Iraq
by God November 19, 2003
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