Definitions by me

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

bellend by Me December 15, 2003

nailfile 

thin section of steel sandpaper used to fix your ugly nails

I used a nail file to break out of jail.

nailfile by Me December 15, 2003

Meh

This is a universal, non-commital answer to every question ever posed. Its the answer that deosn't actually give any answer.

"So, you wanna do something tonight?" "Meh"

"Done anything good this week?" "Meh"

"How was it?" "Meh"

Meh by ME December 13, 2003

NES 

Nintendo Entertainment System. i.e., the classic gaming console with 8-bit graphics and monoaural sound. A reminder of the days when games were not all the same and were about all original fun rather than capitalizing on young people with expendible income. Decades of nasties mandate most NES systems to receive several puffs of air prior to functioning.

Nintendo should bring back the old NES. Who wouldn't want one?

NES by me December 12, 2003

your world 

Suggestion for "Do what you want to do"

Brian: Should I e-mail this to Strong Bad?
Brianetta: Your World

your world by Me December 12, 2003

poo 

a term of endearment!

hey silly poo! i've missed you!

goodnite poo, i love you!

poo by me December 10, 2003

mildew puss 

someone with a stinky look on their face like they just smelled something stinky has a mildew puss

she had a bug up her butt or something she had a total mildew puss

mildew puss by me December 10, 2003