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The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.
Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm
Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm
I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.
by J September 1, 2008
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A loyal member to the original Boge Crew II. Co-founder of the Ghost Hunter Weekly Magazine and The Treasure Hunting Club. It is very possible that someday he will become the President of the United States of America.
by J February 25, 2005
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something that appears pointless and will result in pain some how.
something that results in nothing
something that results in nothing
"i did nothing with my life, i had nothing"
"i had everything in life and now im about to hav nothing"
"i had everything in life and now im about to hav nothing"
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