j's definitions

dragon breath

really bad bad breath

I would date her, but she's got dragon breath.

by j February 14, 2005

BYZANTINE

Highly complicated; intricate and involved

That play was byzantine and I had difficulty following the twists and turns of the plot with its myriad of characters.

by j February 14, 2005

mkk

the mkk is an ancient mystical tribe based in the thorny underbrush of suburban washington dc. they serve only the prophets wing wah jones and bukkake j, who bring forth the hallowed word of the eternally sacred T_ny W_. they display their reverence by drinking lots of Haffenreffer's Private Stock, the only malt liqour with the import taste, and 151, which makes you shit fire.

Person 1: Yo I hear the MKK is rollin' up tonight.
Person 2: We'd better get out of here before they totally fuck our shit up.
Hot Chicks: You guys go ahead, we'll stay here and distribute blumpkins to those bad motherfuckers.
T_ny W_: fa sho bitch

by j February 22, 2005

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j May 13, 2005

The Burn

A loyal member to the original Boge Crew II. Co-founder of the Ghost Hunter Weekly Magazine and The Treasure Hunting Club. It is very possible that someday he will become the President of the United States of America.

"The Burn! He's so hot right now!"

by J February 25, 2005

dumbass

1. someone that is stupid
2. someone who spells out street talk so they think they sound cool
3. someone who thinks that they have it worse than everyone else

That guy is a dumbass.
The person whoe wrote, "I'm in da hizzouse 4 realz mo fo." is a dumbass.
The girl who is bitching about everything is a dumbass.

by j May 13, 2005

Vagina Voice

Voice typical of Uve Klaus men. Sounds like as if someone is talking with their head between their legs, giving the affect of a talking vagina

HAHAA Don Henley has such a vagina-voice ewww!

by J February 28, 2005