j's definitions

de luca

a kid with a tiny dick and is the gayest kid ever

the girl said what a de luca

by j December 27, 2004

doo-da

rear end, bottom butt

sent to prison, Tony's gonna get it right up the doo-da!

by J January 16, 2004

ayuss

urban pronunciation of ass.

"I was tappin dat ayuss last night"

by J November 30, 2004

ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy

J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 3, 2005

Tom DeLay

Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.

Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.

Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.

by J April 21, 2005

whack

white qualities in a black person. Said by a racist black man.

"Carlton is whack"

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

by j June 29, 2003