smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 04, 2005

funkydoodle

like yanky doodle but funkier

wow thats funkydoodle

by J February 04, 2004

crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind

Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!

by J January 31, 2005

Rawlings

Guy John smitshon can throw a knucklball like no other...

Johhnny rawlings just threw a knuckle!

by J April 07, 2005

scumboid

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.

'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.

by J June 23, 2003

Incest

Why so many Democrats are just plain ugly.

The entire Baldwin family.

by J March 22, 2005

drop a duece

Bowel Movement; Take a shit; Poop.

Give me the keys to the bathroom, I need to drop a duece; (past tense)Don't go in there, I just dropped a nasty duece.

by J January 23, 2004