Tom's definitions

fatherlove

When Hilton does Nick up the ass.

Why Hilton bone me happy!

by Tom November 23, 2003

griff

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose

a fucked up drug cunt

by tom March 8, 2003

Doing'

Visiting or going to. Popular amongst the feminine population

Oh Jem, We're doing the gym tomorrow!

by Tom May 2, 2003

I love the 80's

The music rocked in the 80's, at least hip-hop wasn't commercial and we had a conservative goverment.

Duran duran
Maggie thatcher

by Tom December 2, 2003

glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by tom August 4, 2003

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

splarge

Basically the same as swish. its a stupid word used by some teenagers in Britan. And thanks to MSN now most of our freinds that we have never met and that are rally 40 men with a a problem

thats pretty splarge

by Tom June 19, 2005