Tom's definitions

denfer

when you die from ejaculating to hard

my mate denfered on his girlfriend

by tom November 25, 2003

kropick

masturbating using human excrement.

i had a well good kropick last night

by tom November 25, 2003

gaint

loss of blood to the brain due to overly large erection.

i get gaint all the frikin' time

by tom November 25, 2003

merank

having sexual intercourse with the organs of your dead pets

my dad meranks, i wish he wouldn't.

by tom November 25, 2003

vaxi

when you clean your bell with bleach

it bloody hurt...

by tom November 25, 2003

panamanashed

wanking ones self with barbed wire

i panamanashedest myself all night long, i now bleed.

by tom November 25, 2003

nuritation

any type of sexual activities using dairy products or plant foods

this is just wrong, don't try it. i beg you. it fuckin makes you sore.

by tom November 25, 2003