's definitions

Alex

A guy that constantly talks about his new facial hair, and in the morning tells you about how he shaved yesterday.

Fucking Alex, we don't care that you got one singular new hair on your balls.

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade

jolie simmons

hot as fuck

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Escobar oil change

the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant

I parked my car in the alley and some bastard gave me an Escobar oil change

by anonymous March 14, 2022

cough about nothing

Speaking nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

urbandrum1

A n Orange County Native, major warlock with tricks up his sleeve. Master Manipulator, Sexual, Calls for phone sex, lies to women because his real love is his drum machines and music. Women are disposable and he will never be loyal in a relationship, If you have run into Mr. Urbandrum1, it would be better to catch a plague. Not safe to be around the vulnerable, not safe to leave around your mom, sister, daughter grandmother, or best friend. He's tricky

he's cool, Urbandrum1, but he's also self-serving, narcissistic and super nasty.

by anonymous July 5, 2022

nuriat

Bestie to teddy and they will be besties for ever and Teddy loves her too much but unfortunately she is hiding lots of stuff from her but all in all they will stick together till the end

Teddy loves Nuriat 🥰💕

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Nezha

A tall man with cold eyes, Nezha is a mysterious figure who defies the laws of the world. He shuns interaction and exudes an otherworldly presence that commands both fear and respect. Enigmatic and untouchable, Nezha operates without morality, driven solely by common sense. His actions are unpredictable, guided by a logic known only to him, making him a force of nature that cannot be easily understood or controlled.

Who, Nezha? I wouldn’t like to meet him.

by anonymous July 29, 2024