The sexiest and most coolest guy in the world. He is such a boss and a mega gamer. One time he even beat Ninja in fortnite. The most swagalistic person you'll ever know, he gives the best advice. He is really nice and good at everything.
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A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
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