Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
A bunch of retards talking about Female Genitalia while playing the World War 2 strategy game called Hearts of Iron 4.
A person who has moles in cute places.She is the most bravest person you will ever see. She has been through a lot in life yet stands strong in whatever she believes is true. She is a giver of live respect and passion. Great kisser and a good listener. Anyone who has her is probably the luckiest person on the world. It is always 0 or 100 and no in between. Respect her and she will light up your world. Disrespect her and she leaves in silence.
The weight of an incredibly fat man. Commonly used to describe the Twitch streamer LiquidWifi. This is a half reference to Homer Simpson from the episode where he gets fat and works from home.
"Liquid is 450kg"