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Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

Caplicators

A cap applicator machine; a machine used to apply caps onto bottles

...and circle over to the cap applicators-
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Late-teenth century

The end of any century

The U.S. is uniquely Irish. German Congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-teenth century French Congress.

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

scam-spam

a scam ad that you see a lot

Look at all this scam-spam I find on this damn dictionary website. I don't want to put rubber bands around my doors!

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Mothernal Twins

Twins born with the Same Mother but Different Fathers (May or may not be at the same year, version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)

(1. May or may not be at the same year - 2. version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)
person 1: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
person 2-3: Yea, we're mothernal twins. Momma was the same, but poppa wasn't
person 1: since you're mothernal twins, was your mother a prostitute?
Person 2-3: she sure was!

by ♥🗺☠ March 1, 2021

ba'ah

Bri'ish pronunciation of "Butter"

ba'ah is the sound that sheep like you make

by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021