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Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations 

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations by ♥🗺☠ January 22, 2021

Carveola Incident 

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918

Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"

Carveola Incident by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Steamlands 

Driving weirdly-shaped tanks through the British wasteland

Crap, we shouldn't have sold robots to the public, they destroyed everything. Gotta keep going through the steamlands, and destroying the weird tanks

Steamlands by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

TankBlitz 

Driving a tank through the ocean to fight people in unrealistically oversized battleships and aircraft carriers

Spy: sir, the TankBlitz is coming over
General: shit, get the aircraft carrier.
Admiral: which one?
General: are you stupid? the one larger than the island of Australia

TankBlitz by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

The Peacekeeper 

a knight with an assault rifle who keeps the peace by shooting people in makeshift biohazard suits

Day 40: as the peacekeeper, I have continued to fight the enemies in biohazard suits, trying to steal our supply of peace. Luckily, I had remembered to upgrade my suit of armor, and my shotgun assault rifle

The Peacekeeper by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

Cyclo Maniacs Championship by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Cyclo Maniacs 

10 people in costumes having a bicycle race through a climate/biome that makes it difficult to support life

News: a mysterious group has been seen riding bicycles all over the world near volcanoes, deserts, tundras, and even on asteroids
Me: Haha, look at those cyclo maniacs, riding bikes just for our stupid amazement

Cyclo Maniacs by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021