Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)
by ♥🗺☠ March 04, 2021
A song by "David Bowie"
by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb
by ♥🗺☠ June 18, 2021
by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021
Driving a tank through the ocean to fight people in unrealistically oversized battleships and aircraft carriers
Spy: sir, the TankBlitz is coming over
General: shit, get the aircraft carrier.
Admiral: which one?
General: are you stupid? the one larger than the island of Australia
General: shit, get the aircraft carrier.
Admiral: which one?
General: are you stupid? the one larger than the island of Australia
by ♥🗺☠ January 09, 2021
...and circle over to the cap applicators-
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."
by ♥🗺☠ August 04, 2021