Disappointment

The moment you realize your favorite game like Kirby or Diablo II is actually on Rule 34.
Dude... Kirby is on Rule 34?! I'm trying to bust a nut not use my Time Crash! Disappointment, I tell you.
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Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…
Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*
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Agyptcia

A country from an alternate reality of Fortland, along with Sadinjae, Coladra, Magnesae, and Gavai, Agyptcia managed to be the biggest land on the continent after gaining independance from Crenea in Earth year 1802. An other war which started again only with an aggregation with Dalardna and Holland with Aquaria on the opposite continent. The war ended in Earth year 1856 when Agyptcia had found some natives in present day Gavai who agreed to help if Agypt gave them some land, when the tension stopped, Gavai got their land, along with the last living empire "West Kundra", some Magnesean-Agyptcians wanted land so they agreed and created the land called Sardinjae. Fast foward to Earth year 2013, Holland wanted Colodra's provinces and took about 30% of the land. Agyptcia followed the war until the year 2022 which had been won by Agyptcia just on 5/22/22.
Agyptcia has some good-ass land, respect it or die.
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crenea

A country (mostly imfamous) in Fortland. Sitting right next to Agyptcia and being the latest country to cause tension with neighboring countries. Half of it's population sits in the Crenean Cleaves where the peninsula sits 1 or less miles away causing a lake-like structure. It's former president Aidyn Woolf III, today alive being one of the most seriously hated by the Magneseans and the Agyptcians, travel to Agyptcia may result in huge numbers of hostility for Creaneans. Being a province of Holland, it's crystal-clear why their neighboring countries want them to fucking die. Alongside the Hollander President Kae Humaeng J. II's assassination by the Agypt-Holland war, Crenea will become hostile. Meanwhile Dalardnian hospitals are donating to Magno-Agyptcian Soldiers in action to stop the invasions.
Mate... Don't fuck with Crenea, they've acknowledged the fact they're infidels to Agyptcia.
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Tonsil Stone Gun

When you cough up a tonsil stone with so much force and pressure it flings out your mouth.
I wanted to say something to my crush, but as soon as I said my first word it flung into HER throat. Damn Tonsil Stone Gun!
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