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credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.
Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.
mugGet the credit cardmug.

1 2 4 5

What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.
The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)
mugGet the 1 2 4 5mug.

2059

It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!
Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!
mugGet the 2059mug.

Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression
Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*
mugGet the Lagmug.

e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS
Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mugGet the e x p a n dmug.

A

The first letter of the alphabet. Or, you search this up when your bored. Do something for once in your life.
Teacher: What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Kid 1: A!
Teacher: Correct!
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Person 1: I am going to search the letter A on urban dictionary.
Person 2: No wonder why your parents had to divorce and leave you with your foster parents.
mugGet the Amug.

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!
Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
mugGet the you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite cardmug.

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