*****

1. Someone cursing
2. 5 stars in GTA

Guy 1: *****
Guy 2: Did you just swear?

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 07, 2021

credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.

Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

9999

this is the year when the universe just doesn't exist. it just doesn't. nothing exists anymore. even me- +_F_FGdsgogeeo-se-awf-goaw-g_SI)FDGISOGGIoeiw9gsASFMKgskgmi AAAH -not existing anymore-

The year is 9999, and it is the year that YOU SHOULD FUCKING STOP SEARCHING UP THE YEARS

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

Glue

Confused with semen.
Glue is sticky gooey stuff that makes stuff stick to it.
It can be used for cheap repairs.

Guy 1: Oh no, my hat is split in half, How can I fix it?
Guy 2: Hey, we can use some Glue.
Guy 1: That sounds like a great idea!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ July 01, 2021

Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large

When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.

Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 07, 2021