Get the nirujaamug. 
presley had a big dick and knows how to use it. he makes it everyone’s legs shake. he once dated a whore who has been ran through so many woman one person cannot even keep track
Get the presleymug. Propaganda created that glorifies disloyalty and ruining someone’s life for a high school fling or someone you don’t know. Typically comes in book or movie form
Jack: My girlfriend talks about how she loves “The Notebook” so much
Mike: Dude, your girlfriend is watching Bopaganda, watch out
Jack: You’re right, gotta watch out
Mike: Dude, your girlfriend is watching Bopaganda, watch out
Jack: You’re right, gotta watch out
Get the Bopagandamug. When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.
Get the Third-degree suicidemug. 
When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Get the stolen valormug.