Excelsior

-A funny internet meme that depicts a tank flying through the air.
-What Al Gore screams at everyone
-Something to say when you drop the shit of the century
-Something to scream when you are in the woods
-OMFG, EXCELSIOR IS GOING TO KILL US ALL.
-Al Gore: "Excelsior!"
- <Squeezes, grunts, and straining> "Wow that's an excelsior shit for sure.
-<In the woods> EXCELSIOR!!!!!
by СукаБлять February 04, 2015
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uggs

pair of (f)ugg(ly) shoes. Looks worse than an empty ballsack AKA teabag (other definitions of it)

Traits:
1-Ugly
2-Fugly
3-Gross
4-Just plain ugly
Eww UGG-ly shoes. Hot girl. Uggs. Damn why? I would date her if she got rid of those horrendous shoes.
by СукаБлять January 05, 2015
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I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.
Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*
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Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.
Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.
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Muffler Man

A barber who will trim a girl's muff.
The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.
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Maeng da

The kratom equivalent of za. Excellent quality powdered kratom, usually the best possible with powdered leaf and contains the highest concentration of alkaloids. More of the good stuff, less of the filler, just like with some dank ass weed! Means "pimp grade" in the Thai, the country this strain usually originates from.
There's a reason Maeng da rhymes with za. A fat bowl of some za followed by a solid 7 gram dose of red maeng da has me feeling like a living cloud for up to 4 hours.
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Kratzed

Blitzed off kratom or Mitragyna Speciosa, a drug made from dried leaves of the aforementioned tree. Produces mild stimulant and opioid effects. Legal in most of the US, kratom is great for many other things beyond just getting high. Opioid addicts use it as a weaning tool and people like me use it as a substitute for dangerous pharmaceutical painkillers. Also makes you very happy, so it's also great for depression, in smaller doses.

Prolonged use can cause constipation and dependence, though the withdrawals are much more manageable than traditional opiates. It may also cause mild dissociation and depersonalization with extended use due to minor activity at NMDA receptors.

Though very rare, a small set of people will experience severe hepatotoxicity from kratom. It's advised to try a very small dose first and observe for any hepatotoxic symptoms as they will usually occur shortly after the first dose. If it doesn't happen, you're probably in the clear and will never experience this.

Overall, like weed, kratom has a remarkably low toxicity relative to dose and is much safer than many powerful opiates. The only deaths from Kratom use either definitely had other substances involved or was inconclusive as the culprit.

Use responsibly and enjoy being Kratzed!
I just ate 12 grams of red Bali kratom and now I'm kratzed out of my mind.
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