nerf war

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.
BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense
by СукаБлять January 06, 2015
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sus

What red is.
Red kinda sus tho.

Red was not the impostor
by СукаБлять October 30, 2020
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eBay Counter Snipe

The act of fooling an ebay sniper by being ready with your own bid, ready and set with your mouse right on 'bid'. As soon as the sniper bids, you bid right after and fool them. They will most likely get pissed and proceed to bash their face on the keyboard.
I'm ready for the ebay snipers. I've got my bid already created, all I have to do is click the button to place it. *Sniper attacks 2 seconds before the end of the auction* I click the bid button a second before the end, fooling the sniper. Oh yeah, eBay Counter Snipe!!

Other guy gets pissed and breaks his keyboard whilst smashing his head against it. "Damn counter snipers!"
by СукаБлять April 02, 2015
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Posterior pal

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.
I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.
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Muffler Man

A barber who will trim a girl's muff.
The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.
by СукаБлять June 05, 2015
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Orbital Strike

What to use when you have to kill every last thing in a large area.
Oh man, there are too many {insert living beings here} here, time to bust out the orbital strike.
by СукаБлять January 04, 2015
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