cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 18, 2012
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jet head

(1), the disorienting effect of jet travel between different time zones / jet lag

(2), a self-imposed name for zealous fans of the Winnipeg Jets NHL Hockey Team
(1), After that eighteen-hour flight across the world, it will take you a day or two to lose your jet head.

(2), Now that Winnipeg has their team back, there’s a major jet head resurgence.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 30, 2011
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Vanshower

another name for Vancouver, BC, Canada – referring to the city’s excessive amount of rain
A pack of blessings light upon thy back,
Whilst needs be I sit tight within my shack.
From the torrential rain this day I shrink and cower.
‘Tis the price one must pay as a dink in Vanshower.
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hooligeezer

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).
We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 26, 2011
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snorrowful

to be both sad and boring
(1) His latest waste of film is the most snorrowful movie I've ever almost sat through.

(2) Whatever you do, don't mention breakups; the tears will start flowing and she'll become your snorrowful sister.
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snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013
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mondane

adi: to be of or alike the gloomy spirit of Monday morning \ (antonym) fridane
After rain all weekend, the atmosphere at work was mighty mondane.
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