magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

by Überschwanz September 04, 2006

Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

by Überschwanz May 03, 2006

porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles

All girls love a good porn sack.

by Überschwanz April 26, 2007

Überschwanz

A German word which literally translates as "super cock".

That guy I fucked last night had an Überschwanz.

by Überschwanz January 23, 2005

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005

Dutch circus

a daisy chain of furries

Dude, if you thought furries were gay, wait until you see a Dutch circus.

by Überschwanz June 09, 2005

shrapnail

when you are getting your nails clipped (usually the toenails) and a piece flies off and does damage to someone or something

I was getting my toenails clipped when a big, yellow, moldy nail shot off and hit the nice young lady in the eye giving her a grievous shrapnail injury.

by Überschwanz December 14, 2008