Überschwanz's definitions

über anal piledriver

a sexual position that is like the anal piledriver, except that the man massages the woman's G-spot with his fingers while fucking her in the ass; it is called the über anal piledriver because it goes above and beyond the anal piledriver (German über means above or super)

She absolutely loved it last night when I surprised her with the über anal piledriver, a move I learned while backpacking through Germany 2 years ago.

by Überschwanz December 13, 2008

Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

by Überschwanz May 3, 2006

shrapnail

when you are getting your nails clipped (usually the toenails) and a piece flies off and does damage to someone or something

I was getting my toenails clipped when a big, yellow, moldy nail shot off and hit the nice young lady in the eye giving her a grievous shrapnail injury.

by Überschwanz December 14, 2008

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005

vogina

a mixed drink based on the screwdriver which uses Orangina instead of orange juice; the name comes from the combination of vodka + Orangina

We were out of Goldschläger so the next best pimp drink we could come up with was the vogina. We drank voginas until 3:00am when Alex's dad got home and kick our asses out of his house for stealing his vodka. I can still taste the pulp.

by Überschwanz May 20, 2007

chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right

Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

by Überschwanz May 6, 2007

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz February 28, 2007