DONALD TRUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.

by ^^!$#@ September 01, 2023

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eccysize

Feel like crap this morning - but I got heaps of eccysize last night on the dance floor.

by ^^!$#@ October 19, 2016

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The drug mule who gets through customs and safely back to the hotel to shit out his coke.

I felt the 'mule pressure' at customs. Cartel in anus. Made it to the hotel. Pushed hard..Then released my soldier of fortune.

by ^^!$#@ July 06, 2019

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Two words you've never heard stuck together that just works. You're such a pig cunt.

Boyfriend walks home drunk at 4am and says "I love you" the girlfriend rolls over in disgust "shut up pig cunt!"

by ^^!$#@ February 29, 2020

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When a woman with an un-shaved, hairy pussy sits on the face of a bearded man.

She's gotta be shaved - No way I'm eating a Gypsy Breakfast

by ^^!$#@ July 06, 2019

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i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

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When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.

The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!

by ^^!$#@ August 03, 2019

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