In over my head and balls deep in it

No way I can make those changes in time! - Im in over my head and balls deep in it already...

by ^^!$#@ November 29, 2018

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desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 07, 2019

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Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

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Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 06, 2018

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Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

by ^^!$#@ September 06, 2018

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Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.

i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

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When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face

Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.

by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021

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