^^!$#@'s definitions

Brown Sauna

Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.

i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

Paddy's Shadow

When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers

They kicked us out of the Irish pub so I thought I'd try my luck and follow in Paddy's shadow

by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022

THE HOUSE

Now that the world is in lockdown and no one's allowed outside - there is no 'dog house' - just 'THE HOUSE'

I really fucked up last night and I'm totally in 'the house' now.

by ^^!$#@ April 4, 2020

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

durian breakfast

the durian is the worlds worst fart-smelling fruit. just like the stench of a morning growl

i went down on her the next morning...big mistake...a full durian breakfast!

by ^^!$#@ October 14, 2022