Definitions by ^^!$#@

Gypsy Breakfast 

When a woman with an un-shaved, hairy pussy sits on the face of a bearded man.

She's gotta be shaved - No way I'm eating a Gypsy Breakfast

Gypsy Breakfast by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

Soldier of Fortune 

The drug mule who gets through customs and safely back to the hotel to shit out his coke.

I felt the 'mule pressure' at customs. Cartel in anus. Made it to the hotel. Pushed hard..Then released my soldier of fortune.

Soldier of Fortune by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

Swiss Wank Account 

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

Swiss Wank Account by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019

In over my head and balls deep in it 

Incapable of doing anything more.

No way I can make those changes in time! - Im in over my head and balls deep in it already...

In over my head and balls deep in it by ^^!$#@ November 29, 2018

Spud Interview 

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

Spud Interview by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

Pistol Whipped 

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

Pistol Whipped by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

Pass the popcorn 

I want to see what's gonna happen next!

Wait what? She slept with WHO? Pass the popcorn!

Pass the popcorn by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018