^^!$#@'s definitions

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019

KOCHIE SLOSHY

When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face

Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.

by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021

mexican glamping

crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb

since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

In over my head and balls deep in it

Incapable of doing anything more.

No way I can make those changes in time! - Im in over my head and balls deep in it already...

by ^^!$#@ November 29, 2018

Pass the popcorn

I want to see what's gonna happen next!

Wait what? She slept with WHO? Pass the popcorn!

by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018

Denzel it!

Denzel from the movie 'Flight' enjoying a massive drug binge for one.

Don't pass it to him - he'll Denzel it!

by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018