Definitions by ^^!$#@

Russian Doll 

Trying to take her clothes off to get her naked - but there are so many layers to take off.

We were on the bed and i was undressing her. it took forever! she was a russian doll!

Russian Doll by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.

sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.

Freudian Slip by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

chocolate stargazer 

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

chocolate stargazer by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Harbour View 

Looking down at the bowl after taking a shit.

I knew it was a special dump. I had to take a Harbour view.

Harbour View by ^^!$#@ May 1, 2020

THE HOUSE 

Now that the world is in lockdown and no one's allowed outside - there is no 'dog house' - just 'THE HOUSE'

I really fucked up last night and I'm totally in 'the house' now.

THE HOUSE by ^^!$#@ April 4, 2020

Pig Cunt 

Two words you've never heard stuck together that just works. You're such a pig cunt.

Boyfriend walks home drunk at 4am and says "I love you" the girlfriend rolls over in disgust "shut up pig cunt!"

Pig Cunt by ^^!$#@ February 29, 2020

Velcro Salad 

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

Velcro Salad by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020