^^!$#@'s definitions

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

KOCHIE SLOSHY

When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face

Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.

by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021

DONALD TRUMP

RHYMING SLANG FOR TAKING A DUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.

by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

Denzel it!

Denzel from the movie 'Flight' enjoying a massive drug binge for one.

Don't pass it to him - he'll Denzel it!

by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018

Pass the popcorn

I want to see what's gonna happen next!

Wait what? She slept with WHO? Pass the popcorn!

by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018

Soldier of Fortune

The drug mule who gets through customs and safely back to the hotel to shit out his coke.

I felt the 'mule pressure' at customs. Cartel in anus. Made it to the hotel. Pushed hard..Then released my soldier of fortune.

by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019