Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ^^!$#@

Brown Sauna

Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.

i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...

Brown Sauna by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

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doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex

emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive

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Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

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when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

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When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

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When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.

The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!

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A surprise discharge of shit that you never felt coming - more solid than a shart.

It came out of nowhere and I felt the weight - I knew it was a Shepherd's Purse

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