Lamington Drive

doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex

emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive

by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019

Choice Harvest

When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.

The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!

by ^^!$#@ August 04, 2019

Shepherd's Purse

A surprise discharge of shit that you never felt coming - more solid than a shart.

It came out of nowhere and I felt the weight - I knew it was a Shepherd's Purse

by ^^!$#@ July 06, 2019

Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.

sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.

by ^^!$#@ April 03, 2021

Mouth Dick

Your Mouth Dick is your tongue. Your tongue is your Mouth Dick. Its a man's 2nd best friend.

My Mouth Dick wants a kebab!

by ^^!$#@ August 18, 2022

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

Brown Sauna

Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.

i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...

by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019