Pass the popcorn

by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018

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Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019

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the durian is the worlds worst fart-smelling fruit. just like the stench of a morning growl

i went down on her the next morning...big mistake...a full durian breakfast!

by ^^!$#@ October 14, 2022

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When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone

i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor

by ^^!$#@ June 11, 2022

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A surprise discharge of shit that you never felt coming - more solid than a shart.

It came out of nowhere and I felt the weight - I knew it was a Shepherd's Purse

by ^^!$#@ July 06, 2019

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When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

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crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb

since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

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