Definitions by [TOM] ThunderDawg

Lake Worth, Florida 

A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and

Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.

Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.

Lake Worth, Florida by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

Retardginalize 

To marginalize something so completely as to make it absolutely retarded.

Republicans Retardginalize Taxes down to sound bites and talking points.

Retardginalize by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 23, 2010

Jingohistorian

Extreme Patriots, or Jingoists, who write the history books that are taught in all schools.

History is written by the Victors, and they are all Jingohistorians.

Jingohistorian by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 17, 2010

Badvertising

noun, Political Advertising that only infuriates its intended audience, causing them to NOT vote for the Douche or Turd who "approved this message".

Our Congressman lost the election because he tortured everyone in his district for months with Badvertising. He could have easily won if he had attacked his opponent's ideas instead of slinging mud. That stinking piece of shit blamed another stinking piece of shit for stinking.

Badvertising by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 9, 2010

Zyngo 

proper noun, i.e, Zynga Bingo. The vast majority of more than 23 million Zynga Poker Players do not know how to play Texas Hold'em Poker, so they play Zyngo. They go All-In, all the time, before the Flop, without regard to their hole cards. When someone wins, they proclaim "BINGO!". On regular tables, they leave after winning a Zyngo. In tournaments, a Zyngo win on the first hand means you then have a 90% chance of winning the tournament, unless you continue to play Zyngo.

I can't play Zyngo anymore, it's sucks too hard.

Zyngo by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 2, 2010

Hip-eponymous 

Cool People, or Hipsters, who belong to an Eponymous Society, where all members have the same name. Hip-eponymous is the next logical step to Googling your own name. You find and friend everyone with your name, and start a group, such as the "Your Name" Society.

I have my own Hip-eponymous group on FaceBook, everyone has the same name as me. ^_^

Hip-eponymous by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 27, 2010

Ballottery 

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.

There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.

Ballottery by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010