by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 21, 2010
The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 18, 2010
Terror in Arizona.
On Sarah Palin's infamous target map of Democrat-held congressional districts, she indiscriminately used gunsights and told people to "Take a Stand". Three of those gunsights were in Arizona, more than any other state. And the terror attack of January 8, 2011 that she inspired, took place in Tucson.
On Sarah Palin's infamous target map of Democrat-held congressional districts, she indiscriminately used gunsights and told people to "Take a Stand". Three of those gunsights were in Arizona, more than any other state. And the terror attack of January 8, 2011 that she inspired, took place in Tucson.
Sarah Palin's advertisement in Terrorzona said "Get on Target for Victory in November Help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office Shoot a fully automatic M16 with Jesse Kelly."
by [TOM] ThunderDawg January 10, 2011
by [TOM] ThunderDawg August 11, 2013
A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and
Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.
Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 06, 2010
Acronym for War Against Retards Running Our Government, meaning the electorate's revolt against the profound rise in stupidity of politics today.
Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Dude, did you get your WARROG? I skipped both the state and congressional house races, and wrote-in Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida. So I got my WARROG.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 17, 2010
Scare tactics the Media use every day to scare the bejesus out of its audience, to improve ratings. They have to keep you afraid of something, so that you'll rely on them to stay one step ahead of the Boogeyman.
Q: What's the latest Boogeymania?
A: Traces of cancer-causing nicotene left on everything in a room where someone has smoked tobacco products, the so-called 3rd hand smoke.
A: Traces of cancer-causing nicotene left on everything in a room where someone has smoked tobacco products, the so-called 3rd hand smoke.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 11, 2010