[TOM] ThunderDawg's definitions

Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.

I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

Lake Worth, Florida

A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and

Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.

Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

Zyngar™

Zyngar™, noun, is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc.

Zynga is a Web 2.0-based social network game developer that owns browser-based games that work both stand-alone and as application widgets on social networking websites such as Facebook and MySpace. Mafia Wars, Texas Hold'em Poker, Cafe World and Frontierville are among their most popular properties, with tens of millions of players in each one. Zynga has learned that, more often than not, they can get away with stealing from their entire customer base, using Zyngars™.

A classic example of a Zyngar™ is in Mafia Wars. If you have adequate Reward Points while working the Robbing Board (which may require thousands of individual clicks), a random pop up appears, precisely where your mouse cursor is, and automatically spends some of those RPs, which you paid for with cash. you do not even have to click on purchase, a mosueover will spend your money, without so much as a confirmation button, which Zynga refuses to provide.

In Texas Hold'em Poker, the Zyngar™ is that they "sting" you with popups every time you win a hand, and the application freezes, every single time, forcing you to lose the hand and possibly getting bumped off the table. It actually turns out that, winning a hand is the Worst Thing that can happen in Texas Hold'em Poker.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 18, 2010

TeaTard

An American Political Movement that is obsessed with the fact that they have to pay taxes, like every other human who has ever lived on Earth, and hysterical because of it. Their stupidity soars to new levels not yet achieved by the rest of Humanity. And they intend to prove Darwin wrong by breeding faster than anyone with above average intelligence.

The TeaTards may actually succeed in making this an Idiocracy by the end of this century.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 15, 2010

Jingohistorian

Extreme Patriots, or Jingoists, who write the history books that are taught in all schools.

History is written by the Victors, and they are all Jingohistorians.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 17, 2010

PMMORPG

Acronym for Parasitic Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, which describes a game so parasitic, that it sucks the very Life Blood out of you. You practically have to be online 24/7, and it is worse than a job you hate but cannot quit.

Mafia Wars has become a PMMORPG. I can barely break away from it for an hour.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 16, 2010

Zyngo

proper noun, i.e, Zynga Bingo. The vast majority of more than 23 million Zynga Poker Players do not know how to play Texas Hold'em Poker, so they play Zyngo. They go All-In, all the time, before the Flop, without regard to their hole cards. When someone wins, they proclaim "BINGO!". On regular tables, they leave after winning a Zyngo. In tournaments, a Zyngo win on the first hand means you then have a 90% chance of winning the tournament, unless you continue to play Zyngo.

I can't play Zyngo anymore, it's sucks too hard.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 2, 2010