[TOM] ThunderDawg's definitions

Z-Tard

Any software programmer who works for Zynga, which produces the worst software on Earth, and also the management at Zynga, that either tolerates incompetence or requires it.

Zynga has the same promotions every week, and you would think they could copy and paste, but Nooooo, the Z-Tards always have new bugs. Any software coded by a Z-Tard has more bugs than the Brazilion rain forest.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 23, 2010

ZyngAddict™

ZyngAddict™ (ZINg-AD-dict), n., is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc. It is a person who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

See also,

Zynga-dicted™, adj., (ZIN-guh-DIC-ted), describes someone who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

Note the adjective has only one "d".

I'm tired of that ZyngAddict™ on Facebook. All he does is SPAM that fucking nonsense all over my nice neat wall. I had to ban that God Damn ZyngAddict™.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 19, 2010

Zyngar™

Zyngar™, noun, is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc.

Zynga is a Web 2.0-based social network game developer that owns browser-based games that work both stand-alone and as application widgets on social networking websites such as Facebook and MySpace. Mafia Wars, Texas Hold'em Poker, Cafe World and Frontierville are among their most popular properties, with tens of millions of players in each one. Zynga has learned that, more often than not, they can get away with stealing from their entire customer base, using Zyngars™.

A classic example of a Zyngar™ is in Mafia Wars. If you have adequate Reward Points while working the Robbing Board (which may require thousands of individual clicks), a random pop up appears, precisely where your mouse cursor is, and automatically spends some of those RPs, which you paid for with cash. you do not even have to click on purchase, a mosueover will spend your money, without so much as a confirmation button, which Zynga refuses to provide.

In Texas Hold'em Poker, the Zyngar™ is that they "sting" you with popups every time you win a hand, and the application freezes, every single time, forcing you to lose the hand and possibly getting bumped off the table. It actually turns out that, winning a hand is the Worst Thing that can happen in Texas Hold'em Poker.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 18, 2010

TeaTard

An American Political Movement that is obsessed with the fact that they have to pay taxes, like every other human who has ever lived on Earth, and hysterical because of it. Their stupidity soars to new levels not yet achieved by the rest of Humanity. And they intend to prove Darwin wrong by breeding faster than anyone with above average intelligence.

The TeaTards may actually succeed in making this an Idiocracy by the end of this century.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 15, 2010

Jingohistorian

Extreme Patriots, or Jingoists, who write the history books that are taught in all schools.

History is written by the Victors, and they are all Jingohistorians.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 17, 2010

InsaniTea

A group of hysterical people whose political views are so extreme as to defy logic and reason. They can believe anything, no matter how insane, and they chronically regurgitate ridiculous sound bites because they stopped using their own brains.

When you join the InsaniTea Party, you are helping turn our country into an Idiocracy.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 19, 2011

Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.

There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010