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Retardginalize

To marginalize something so completely as to make it absolutely retarded.
Republicans Retardginalize Taxes down to sound bites and talking points.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 23, 2010
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Badvertising

noun, Political Advertising that only infuriates its intended audience, causing them to NOT vote for the Douche or Turd who "approved this message".
Our Congressman lost the election because he tortured everyone in his district for months with Badvertising. He could have easily won if he had attacked his opponent's ideas instead of slinging mud. That stinking piece of shit blamed another stinking piece of shit for stinking.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 9, 2010
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Republigion

n., the national religion formed by radical right wing Neoconservatives. It is a melding of all Christianity, even though most of its beliefs have long ago been proven to be false.
Most Christians, and especially Catholics, are supposed to believe in Evolution, so if they believe in Intelligent Design, their real religion is Republigion.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg June 24, 2011
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Z-Tard

Any software programmer who works for Zynga, which produces the worst software on Earth, and also the management at Zynga, that either tolerates incompetence or requires it.
Zynga has the same promotions every week, and you would think they could copy and paste, but Nooooo, the Z-Tards always have new bugs. Any software coded by a Z-Tard has more bugs than the Brazilion rain forest.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 23, 2010
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Jingohistorian

Extreme Patriots, or Jingoists, who write the history books that are taught in all schools.
History is written by the Victors, and they are all Jingohistorians.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 17, 2010
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PMMORPG

Acronym for Parasitic Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, which describes a game so parasitic, that it sucks the very Life Blood out of you. You practically have to be online 24/7, and it is worse than a job you hate but cannot quit.
Mafia Wars has become a PMMORPG. I can barely break away from it for an hour.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 16, 2010
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Zyngar™

Zyngar™, noun, is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc.

Zynga is a Web 2.0-based social network game developer that owns browser-based games that work both stand-alone and as application widgets on social networking websites such as Facebook and MySpace. Mafia Wars, Texas Hold'em Poker, Cafe World and Frontierville are among their most popular properties, with tens of millions of players in each one. Zynga has learned that, more often than not, they can get away with stealing from their entire customer base, using Zyngars™.
A classic example of a Zyngar™ is in Mafia Wars. If you have adequate Reward Points while working the Robbing Board (which may require thousands of individual clicks), a random pop up appears, precisely where your mouse cursor is, and automatically spends some of those RPs, which you paid for with cash. you do not even have to click on purchase, a mosueover will spend your money, without so much as a confirmation button, which Zynga refuses to provide.

In Texas Hold'em Poker, the Zyngar™ is that they "sting" you with popups every time you win a hand, and the application freezes, every single time, forcing you to lose the hand and possibly getting bumped off the table. It actually turns out that, winning a hand is the Worst Thing that can happen in Texas Hold'em Poker.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 18, 2010
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