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Get Your WARROG

Acronym for War Against Retards Running Our Government, meaning the electorate's revolt against the profound rise in stupidity of politics today.

Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Dude, did you get your WARROG? I skipped both the state and congressional house races, and wrote-in Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida. So I got my WARROG.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 19, 2010
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Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.
I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
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Lake Worth, Florida

A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and
Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.

Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
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TeaTard

An American Political Movement that is obsessed with the fact that they have to pay taxes, like every other human who has ever lived on Earth, and hysterical because of it. Their stupidity soars to new levels not yet achieved by the rest of Humanity. And they intend to prove Darwin wrong by breeding faster than anyone with above average intelligence.
The TeaTards may actually succeed in making this an Idiocracy by the end of this century.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 15, 2010
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Zyngar™

Zyngar™, noun, is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc.

Zynga is a Web 2.0-based social network game developer that owns browser-based games that work both stand-alone and as application widgets on social networking websites such as Facebook and MySpace. Mafia Wars, Texas Hold'em Poker, Cafe World and Frontierville are among their most popular properties, with tens of millions of players in each one. Zynga has learned that, more often than not, they can get away with stealing from their entire customer base, using Zyngars™.
A classic example of a Zyngar™ is in Mafia Wars. If you have adequate Reward Points while working the Robbing Board (which may require thousands of individual clicks), a random pop up appears, precisely where your mouse cursor is, and automatically spends some of those RPs, which you paid for with cash. you do not even have to click on purchase, a mosueover will spend your money, without so much as a confirmation button, which Zynga refuses to provide.

In Texas Hold'em Poker, the Zyngar™ is that they "sting" you with popups every time you win a hand, and the application freezes, every single time, forcing you to lose the hand and possibly getting bumped off the table. It actually turns out that, winning a hand is the Worst Thing that can happen in Texas Hold'em Poker.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 18, 2010
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Femafication

Removing qualified professionals from positions throughout an organization, and installing ideologists with no skills to adequately perform the mission of those organizations, in this case a whole federal government administration, under George W. Bush.
Nobel 2008 Economics Laureate PAUL KRUGMAN: "I also wonder how much the Femafication of government under President Bush contributed to Mr. Paulson’s fumble. All across the executive branch, knowledgeable professionals have been driven out; there may not have been anyone left at Treasury with the stature and background to tell Mr. Paulson that he wasn’t making sense."
by [TOM] ThunderDawg February 19, 2009
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Jingohistorian

Extreme Patriots, or Jingoists, who write the history books that are taught in all schools.
History is written by the Victors, and they are all Jingohistorians.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 17, 2010
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