@price5233's definitions

Ken

The male version of a Karen. Basically, a white man who feels entitled.

Karen and Ken feel they don't need to wear face masks out in public.

by @price5233 July 19, 2020

good influence friend

The friend who keeps you out of trouble when you hang out together.

Mike: Tonight I finna rob the bank on the corner. You in?
Chris: Nah man. Don't do that. Tomorrow let's go and apply for jobs.
Mike: You right Chris, you my good influence friend.

by @price5233 May 16, 2020

adult kool-aid

Kool-aid that has been spiked with alcohol.

Child: Mommy, can I have a sip of your drink?
Mommy: No honey, this is mommy's adult kool-aid. I will get you some milk.

by @price5233 June 6, 2020

fmfl

fuck my fucking life

When you're having the worst day or situation ever and it's worse than saying fml, it's fmfl.

by @price5233 September 14, 2020

social introvert

An introverted person who likes to hang out with people virtually and online rather than in person.

Nancy likes to spend a lot of time on social media, and not really hang out with people in real life very often. I'd consider a social introvert.

by @price5233 May 6, 2020

lucky circle

The condom that you keep in your wallet just in case you get lucky.

I'm telling dad that lucky circle in your wallet isn't your lucky half dollar coin.

by @price5233 April 25, 2020

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020