@mrkulci's definitions

aristocrat

In comedy aristocrats are jokes that are too offensive for comedians to tell to non comedians.

jacob pulled the hardest aristocrat I've heard in years with his ''muh niggers'' act

by @mrkulci December 15, 2020

democracy

democracy is a political system that is in theory about majority rule. People(in theory) get a say in the goverment, but most people don't know what they are talking about so they're a menace to people who use logic. Most people vote in democracies out of choice but most people don't vote based on thinking. Most studies show that people who vote usually don't know what their candidate wants and is only a redditor who thinks memes are valid opions.

democracy is supposedly great, but what makes countries with democracy work is not that system. It's lack of foreign government interventions.

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Tren

Trenbolone(known as Tren) is the ultimate steroid, it is the most muscle building(after Dbol, but that's just water so tren is better), it is the most masculinizing(not reccomended for women), most alpha steroid. Tren builds tons of muscles, it goes double for chests and shoulder muscles. There are major downsides to Tren though. It is not a newbie steroid and should only be used by advanced roid users. If a fitness model or pro bodybuilder is huge or looks unevenly big in the chest and traps, it's probably tren mixed with great genes.

cons:
- Super neurotoxic(fucks your body up more than most steroids), might increase risk of alzheimers
- supresses your natural testosterone way more than most steroids
- makes you ultra horny
- makes you sweat a lot
- makes you cough and feel like absolute shit

If you look at Hugh jackman in Xmen 1 vs in the wolverine you can spot Tren use over time.

by @mrkulci November 30, 2020

French women don't get fat

French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.

The german girl said french women don't get fat, the german girl was wrong.

by @mrkulci April 2, 2021

Humpgasm

A humpgasm is a type of male masturbation where a man cums by rubbing his penis on a couch or bed.

I had a humpgasm in my sleep.

by @mrkulci April 2, 2021

Groupies

Groupies are the sluts who try to sleep with celebrities just because they are celebrities.

The rockstar was surrounded by Groupies and decided to fuck all of them.

by @mrkulci December 2, 2020

Freethenipple

An online movement of butt hurt people who think womens should be able to be topless everywhere online and offline to fight off "sexism". Supported by loen stars, prostitutes and strippers alike. I wonder why

Freethenipple is very much a dumb movement

by @mrkulci February 7, 2019