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brass monkey 

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."
You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...
brass monkey by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004
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medieval diss track 

my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows

Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive

Eye Dentist 

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.
Oh, so you're not a "real doctor," you're an eye dentist
Eye Dentist by Pattyfitz December 7, 2014

al chile 

The Mexican "for real'' expression in Spanish Language. It can be used to ask or confirm.
White boy: Hey Homie, let's try that new thing called the "gravity bong"

Homie: Al chile?

White boy: Al chile!
al chile by PokarFace June 20, 2010

Scamwich 

The descriptor of the situation where;

- An individual purchased a luxurious looking 'filling packed' sandwich.

- Said sandwich is then unwrapped or de-bagged for consumption.

- The consumer is them revealed to how the sandwich is actually structured; fillings all packed up onto the 'show-side' with little to no filling in the back, resulting in a scamwich.
Aww shit man, I went to this bomb-ass bakery and saw this fuckin' sweet lookin' sandwich in the cabinet. Opened that shit once I got back to work - bitch behind the counter sold me a scamwich.
Scamwich by Ole goofy ass December 29, 2016

millennial gray 

The sad depressive hue of the color gray which many millennials coat their life in. The color reflects how Millennials went from non-sense happiness, looking at cartoon network and Nickelodeon in the 90's to Inflation and depression in the early 2020's.
Dude, you really painted your room that your are renting with five other people to Millennial Gray? It really shows how old you are.

youngshit 

a transgender person who started transitioning as a teen, before the age of 20, which sometimes gives them immense advantages for passing. the opposite of "oldshit". both are common terms on the /lgbt/ board of 4chan
those fucking youngshits are lucky they could get HRT so early, meanwhile I'm a fucking oldshit hon coping (and seething) with hair loss and stuck in eternal boymode