Urban Dictionary

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

A made up injury to get out of doing something

The upgraded version of "touch grass" used for those whom touching grass is too hard of a task. This essentially means that they are even more down bad than those who actually can go outside and touch grass, so instead they simply need to open the door and SEE natural light.

Two butts, in a bed, under the covers, farting silently.
Aka, sleeper seepers.

When you have so much more muscle and are just overall larger than the person next to you or the group of people you’re around.

The cramp in your neck from too much texting and emailing on your mobile device.

texting emailing smart phone cramp neck

Comes from the Lifestyle term HOTWIFE. A woman who is a hotwife is a woman whose husband likes to share her sexually with other men or likes to watch her have sex with other men and the wife enjoys pleasing her husband this way. This is different from CUCKOLDING wherein the husband is not a SUB. HOTWIFING does not involve humiliation of any of the participants.