Urban Dictionary

A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

short for "details", usually details of gossip

verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else.

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.