brush the horse

When you are walking past someone in close proximity and your body parts touch theirs. Thus, making you feel uncomfortable.
1) Dude, that guy so just brushed the horse up on me.

2) Did that guy just brush the horse? I swear I felt his fupa on my back when he passed by me.
by Trixie Sadler July 28, 2006
Get the brush the horse mug.

bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.
"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"
by pow3rzz January 22, 2007
Get the bats in the cave mug.

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the piss in the wind mug.

meter high club

In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train.
Me and my girlfriend thought we would join the ranks of the prestigious mile high club, but had to take the train home instead. We went for the meter high club instead, but forgot that they can throw you off a train a lot easier than a plane.
by do.g October 02, 2007
Get the meter high club mug.

cellcert

A cellcert is a concert transmitted via cell phone. A cellcert happens when a person dials a friend and hold up his or her cell so said friend can enjoy the show.
Since I wasn't at the concert in NYC, my friends let me share in the moment by giving me a cellcert.
by krenee May 10, 2005
Get the cellcert mug.

ask me out boots

Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".
Dude, did you see Amy today? She has her ask me out boots on, I think I will.
by jamison313 February 20, 2007
Get the ask me out boots mug.

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
by ElinorG September 29, 2006
Get the critical ass mug.