A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.
by johnny501 October 09, 2005

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by Amanda Maillet July 23, 2008

1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective.
2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.
2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.
1) we think that the spin doctors at the local TV station helped the mayor win the election.
2) the club boom anniversary party spin doctor was awesome!
2) the club boom anniversary party spin doctor was awesome!
by Bungalow Bill July 01, 2004

When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money.
This word is used in the movie Jerry Maguire by Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr. "Jerry, you are the ambassador of quan." And "Some players have coin, but I have the quan."
by jyther November 22, 2002

a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".
by daniel hanner January 02, 2007

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...
"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"
"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"
"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
by B&E April 12, 2007

Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.
by Herr Snecke September 06, 2003
