Urban Dictionary
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"
"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
MIRF!"
"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
by pose2pose November 9, 2008
Get the MIRFmug. 1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
Kelly: "So how'd the conversation go with Bill last night?"
Wendy: "Ah he's such a textrovert. We didn't make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts."
Wendy: "Ah he's such a textrovert. We didn't make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts."
by Natale S June 6, 2008
Get the textrovertmug. by SawOne October 28, 2008
Get the Flesh Forksmug. Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:
The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.
*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.
The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.
*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.
Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."
Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."
Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."
by Slunky1 December 15, 2008
Get the PEWSmug. e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"
or
"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
or
"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
by St. Bastard November 5, 2008
Get the Election erectionmug. A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama's term(s).
by Grothefro November 4, 2008
Get the Obama Babymug. The best way you have of voicing your opinion in a way that can matter. Nothing's perfect, and there's always going to be mistakes, but there is simply no excuse for not casting a ballot for what you believe in. Take the time to understand the issues and then take the time to vote. Don't let people who aren't going to be around four years from now decide your future. Complaining without voting is worse than any hanging chad.
My conscience is clear because I took the time to vote.
Don't worry about rocking the vote, just vote!
Don't worry about rocking the vote, just vote!
by sharona November 7, 2004
Get the votemug.