Urban Dictionary

Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.

Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.

taken from the Glenn Close character in 'Fatal Attraction', boiling her Ex'es pet rabbit.

after a relationship break up, the person who wants some kind of revenge, like stalking, or harrasment

Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.

The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.

When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.

A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location. Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round. Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!