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Bachelor Wash

A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.
1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.

2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.

3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.
by wozdog July 15, 2009
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fauxhawk

A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.
Ladies want me because I got a fauxhawk.
by Vince Latello September 10, 2003
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dick magnet

The opposite of a chick magnet.

Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
"I've only been to a gay bar once"
"Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet"
by Rachel Smith June 28, 2007
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Conversational Blue Balls

When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.
Conversational Blue Balls is when:

"Goodness, did you hear about what happened?"

"What happened?"

"Anyways, I'm gonna go."

"Wait, what happened?"

"Oh, don't worry about it."
by T.R.S. January 1, 2008
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butter face

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.
If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.
by Ryan November 11, 2002
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air jerk

Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling one's eyes. Similar to concept of playing air guitar.
I think she's pissed. She just gave me an air jerk and walked away.
by Liz's mom January 21, 2009
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march of dimes

Guy at mall: "Damn, look at those women, it's a regular march of dimes."
by Rtrock September 5, 2007
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