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Sharewear

An item of clothing lent by a girl to another girl to help her out on a night out when she discovers she hates her entire wardrobe just before going out.
Suzy: "Hey, nice top, you look great"

Shauna: "Thanks, it's actually a sharewear - I couldn't find a thing to wear but Louise lent me this"
by Urban Englander May 23, 2009
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farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
by honkhonkin May 23, 2009
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Manufactured Outrage

A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.
Manufactured outrages of note include Nipplegate, the Monica Lewinski scandal, the 2009 tea partys, backmasked satanic lyrics, lapel pin controversies...

Just about any time you hear any politician, activist, or radio show host getting outraged about anything, really. The louder and angrier they get, the harder they're working at manufacturing it.
by Aquillion2 May 20, 2009
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metatation

Metatation: The act of contemplating meditation itself, putting oneself outside the very state of meditation.
I was not satisfied with my meditation practice, so I began a metatation.
by yubajeff May 20, 2009
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Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
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missing link

A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.
Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."
by Crapholio July 30, 2005
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Execubabble

Verbal executive communication in broad, vague terms that rise above normal speak. Characterized by an excessive use of executive words such as robust, paradigm, and drill down. Those on the receiving end of execubabble are no better informed after the speech than when it began.
Execubabble
Question: "How is the company doing?
Answer: "We are entering a quarter in which we expect robust growth. Paradigms are shifting, but the team has drilled down to the heart of the challenge."
by NotKnown2 April 19, 2007
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