Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.

The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.

When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.

A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location. Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round. Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!

1. The insipid laugh emitted by half drunk people at a singles bar when they are responding to the wit, wisdom and humor of other half drunk people hoping to score. sounds like - ha, ha, (slight pause) ha, ha, ha (intonation on the middle ha)

2. everyday use of a flirtatious laugh indicating possible interest in a member of the opposite sex, most frequently used by young women

1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick thats way more attractive than he is.