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by sandraooh May 13, 2006
Get the abc sex mug.Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.
"Yeah, Kirk. That was great acting, Kirk, really great acting...FMTPO!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to William Shatner on the occasion of his visit to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show, regarding Shatner's acting in the original television series "Star Trek."
by Thoros of Myr March 16, 2006
Get the FMTPO mug.Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.
Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.
by Carollafan2 April 10, 2009
Get the Good lenses, bad frames mug.when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."
by belikecat January 9, 2010
Get the mid-day crisis mug.squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!
by orijimi June 12, 2006
Get the Nutflix mug.EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009
Get the Clock Out With My Cock Out mug.As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
by bunn28 January 4, 2010
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