Urban Dictionary
Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift.
Because of her time alone, the latchkey wife was free to have complete control over the remote control and the computer with no interruptions!
by latchkeywife207 August 28, 2009
Get the latchkey wifemug. (Mom and Dad are having sex when Little Johnny walks in)
Johnny: Hi Mom! Hi Dad!
Dad: WTF?! AMSCRAY!
Johnny: Hi Mom! Hi Dad!
Dad: WTF?! AMSCRAY!
by Tricia June 7, 2005
Get the amscraymug. When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009
Get the Joke Insurancemug. The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.
Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
by Bitterend October 18, 2008
Get the Burning Envymug. by revisiting old posts we were able to witness the immaturation of the internet from a place of cordial dissent to whiny bickering.
by kris takahashi August 26, 2009
Get the immaturationmug. Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs
by Caroline February 13, 2005
Get the mascarymug. by Dave July 17, 2005
Get the cookie dustermug.