Urban Dictionary
by Bob Box February 22, 2009
Get the time vampiremug. Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.
Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
by VoytekTumanov January 23, 2010
Get the Dick Offsetmug. by SS4417 September 6, 2009
Get the hyphenatedmug. When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.
by tas46064 January 14, 2010
Get the Leno Givermug. When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.
by Kifujin February 10, 2005
Get the muffin topmug. The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.
Lucy: Ricky, you need to satisfy your seduciary responsibility in this relationship, I'm not feeling the romance.
Ricky: Yes dear.
Ricky: Yes dear.
by fiftydeep April 28, 2009
Get the Seduciary Responsibilitymug. Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.
2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
by shootandrun August 17, 2007
Get the text-holemug.